Height Meme I’m Not Short I’m Fun Size shirt
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Daedric Princes can also rule over more than one Plane of Oblivion. An example of this is Sanguine, who rules over 100,000 Daedric Realms. “Sanguine, Prince of Hedonism, lords over no less than ten times ten thousand pleasure pockets of the Height Meme I’m Not Short I’m Fun Size shirt it is in the first place but Void. As revelry and drunken stupor fall under this Prince’s influence, he has been a favorite of many Emperors since the first foundation. Records even indicate that he resided in White-Gold Tower during the reign of Reman Cyrodiil and helped in the somewhat dubious draftsmanship of the Crendali Festivals, whose vulgarities did little to help Imperial expansion into Alinor and the other Summersets.”
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Author: Temple Zero Society Librarian Comment: This text was originally published on 08/17/99 What are planets? The planets are the Height Meme I’m Not Short I’m Fun Size shirt it is in the first place but gods and the planes of the gods, which is the same thing. That they appear as spherical heavenly bodies is a visual phenomena caused by mortal mental stress. Since each plane(t) is an infinite mass of infinite size, as yet surrounded by the Void of Oblivion, the mortal eye registers them as bubbles within a space. Planets are magical and impossible. The eight planets correspond to the Eight Divines. They are all present on the Dwarven Orrery, along with the mortal planet, Nirn. What is Nirn? Nirn (Ehnofex for ‘Arena’) is a finite ball of matter and magic made from all of the god planets at the beginning of time, when Lorkhan tricked/convinced/forced the gods to create the mortal plane. Nirn is the mortal plane and the mortal planet, which is the same thing. Its creation upset the cosmic balance; now all souls (especially the Aedra-Daedra/Gods-Demons) have a vested interest in Nirn (especially its starry heart, Tamriel). What are moons? Small planets, insofar as one infinite mass of infinite size can be smaller than another. Planets do have orbits, or at least lunar orbits are perceived to happen by mortals. Moons are regarded by various cultures as attendant spirits of their god planet, or minor gods, or foreign gods. The moons of Nirn are Masser and Secunda. Moons are not represented in the Dwarven Orrery. What are Masser and Secunda? Masser and Secunda (‘Jone’ and ‘Jode’ in the Ehlnofex), the moons of Nirn, are the attendant spirits of the mortal plane. They are like the mortal plane in that they are temporal and subject to the bounds of mortality; in fact of this, the moons are dead and died long ago. The moons used to be pure white and featureless, but today their ‘skin’ is decaying and withering away. Their planes are likewise dying. Mortals perceive this as the moons being spheres with patches of their ‘surfaces’ completely eaten away; as the moons spin, they seem to become slivers or ragged crescents. These are not caused by shadows, because you can see stars through the black patches of the lunar spheres. What is space? Space is the interpretation of Oblivion, which is black and empty and surrounds the mortal plane. Space is infinite, but it acts just like a planet, in that Oblivion is ‘surrounded’ by Aetherius. You can see Aetherius by the stars. What are stars? The stars are the bridges to Aetherius, the magic plane. They are perceived as holes on the inside surface of space. Because they are on the inside of a sphere, all stars are equidistant from Nirn. Larger stars, therefore, are not closer to the mortal plane, they are just larger tears in Oblivion. The largest tear in Oblivion is Magnus, the sun. What are shooting stars, then? A misnomer. Shooting stars are bits of matter and magic, either from Oblivion or Aetherius, that sometimes move through the cosmos. The largest shooting stars are really planets
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| Sweatshirt | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
| Hoodie | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
| Drinkware | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
| Ornament | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
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Available Products, Size Guide & Specifications
Men's Apparel
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Tear-away label
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high visibility standards
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
- 7/8" collar
- Classic fit
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 | 17.99 |
| M | 28.98 | 20.00 |
| L | 30.00 | 21.97 |
| XL | 30.98 | 23.98 |
| 2XL | 31.97 | 25.98 |
| 3XL | 32.99 | 27.99 |
| 4XL | 33.98 | 30.00 |
| 5XL | 35.00 | 31.97 |
- 4.2 oz., 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
- Ash is 99% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather is 90% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 10% polyester
- All other heather/blend colors are 52% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
Features:
- Retail fit
- Unisex sizing
- Shoulder taping
- Side-seamed
- Tear away label
- Pre-shrunk
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26.50 | 17.48 |
| M | 27.48 | 20.00 |
| L | 28.46 | 21.50 |
| XL | 30.24 | 23.98 |
| 2XL | 31.50 | 25.47 |
| 3XL | 31.97 | 27.72 |
| 4XL | 32.99 | 29.49 |
| 5XL | 33.98 | 31.50 |
- 7.2 oz./lin. yd., 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester jersey, 32 singles
Features:
- 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester jersey
- 4.3 oz.
- 32 singles
- Slightly heathered
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Tear-away label
- Sideseamed
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27.76 | 17.99 |
| M | 28.74 | 20.00 |
| L | 29.76 | 22.01 |
| XL | 30.75 | 24.02 |
| 2XL | 31.73 | 25.98 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Banded neck and armholes
- Double-needle stitching on bottom hem
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- S. Orange, Safety Green & Graphite Heather are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Features:
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Ribbed cuffs
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27.48 | 17.99 |
| M | 28.98 | 20.00 |
| L | 30.00 | 21.97 |
| XL | 30.98 | 23.46 |
| 2XL | 31.50 | 25.00 |
| 3XL | 31.97 | 27.48 |
| 4XL | 34.00 | 29.00 |
| 5XL | 35.00 | 32.00 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Pill-resistant air jet yarn
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Set-in sleeves
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Safety Orange is compliant with ANSI - ISEA 107 High Visibility Standards
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25.98 | 20.00 |
| M | 27.01 | 21.97 |
| L | 27.99 | 24.02 |
| XL | 28.98 | 25.98 |
| 2XL | 30.00 | 27.99 |
| 3XL | 30.98 | 28.54 |
| 4XL | 31.97 | 31.97 |
| 5XL | 33.98 | 33.98 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- All Heather Sport colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester
Features:
- Pill-resistant air jet yarn
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Double-lined hood
- Pouch pocket; matching drawcord
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Safety Orange is compliant with ANSI - ISEA 107 High Visibility Standards
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26.50 | 20.00 |
| M | 27.48 | 21.97 |
| L | 28.46 | 23.98 |
| XL | 29.49 | 25.98 |
| 2XL | 30.00 | 27.95 |
| 3XL | 30.51 | 30.00 |
| 4XL | 30.98 | 31.97 |
| 5XL | 31.97 | 33.98 |
Ladies Apparel
- 100% Cotton
- Sport Grey is 90/10
- Heathers and Safety colors are 50/50
Features:
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Seamless double needle 5/8" collar
- Side seamed
- Classic fit
- Tear away label
| Size | A | B |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25.00 | 17.99 |
| M | 25.98 | 20.00 |
| L | 26.97 | 21.97 |
| XL | 27.99 | 23.98 |
| 2XL | 28.98 | 25.98 |
- 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton; 30 singles
- Ash is 99% combed ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% cotton/10% polyester
- All other Heather/Blend colors are 52% combed ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
- Shoulder taping; slim fit
- Sideseamed; fitted sleeves
- Longer body length
- Tear-away label
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26.26 | 16 |
| M | 26.75 | 16.75 |
| L | 27.25 | 17.75 |
| XL | 28 | 18.75 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 19.75 |
- 100% cotton preshrunk jersey
- High-density fabric for exceptional print clarity
- 1x1 rib set-in collar with mitered V-neck construction
- Should-to-shoulder taping; sideseamed & slightly contoured for a flattering fit
- Double-needle coverstitching on sleeve and bottom hem
- Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Classic ladies' styling with feminine neckline, sleeves and fit
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25.5 | 17.25 |
| M | 26 | 19.25 |
| L | 27 | 21.25 |
| XL | 28 | 23.25 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 25.25 |
| 3XL | 29 | 27.25 |
- 3.7 oz., 65% polyester, 35% viscose; 30 singles
- Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose;
- Marble colors are 3.5 oz., 91% poly, 9% combed ringspun cotton, 40 singles
- Stripe colors are 70% rayon, 30% polyester
- Racerback with sheering at seam
- Sideseamed
- Merrowed bottom hem; easy, drapey fit
- Tear-away label
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 25.24 | 14.76 |
| S | 25.51 | 15.00 |
| M | 25.98 | 15.98 |
| L | 26.50 | 17.01 |
| XL | 27.01 | 18.27 |
| 2XL | 28.50 | 19.02 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Seamless double-needle collar; double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Taped neck; sideseams with slightly tapered Missy fit
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25.5 | 17.25 |
| M | 26 | 19.25 |
| L | 27 | 21.25 |
| XL | 28 | 23.25 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 25.25 |
| 3XL | 29 | 27.25 |
Kid's & Youth Apparel
| Size | A (inch ) | B (inch ) | C (inch ) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Youth XS | 19.21 | 12.99 | 5.00 |
| Youth S | 22.48 | 15.00 | 5.98 |
| Youth M | 23.98 | 15.98 | 6.22 |
| Youth L | 26.97 | 17.48 | 6.97 |
| XL | 27.99 | 18.98 | 7.24 |
- 50% polyester, 25% combed and ring spun cotton, 25% rayon
- 40 singles
- 5.7 oz./lin. yd.
- Side-seamed
- Tear-away label
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20.98 | 14.49 |
| M | 21.97 | 15.47 |
| L | 23.46 | 16.50 |
| XL | 24.21 | 16.97 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99/1; Sport Grey is 90/1;
- Dark Heather, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Ribbed cuffs
- CPSIA tracking label compliant
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| Youth XS | 22 | 17 |
| Youth S | 23.5 | 18 |
| Youth M | 25 | 19 |
| Youth L | 26.5 | 20 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- pill-resistant air jet yarn
- double-needle stitching throughout
- set-in sleeves
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 19.75 | 16 |
| S | 21.25 | 17 |
| M | 22.5 | 18 |
| L | 24 | 19 |
| XL | 25.5 | 20 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- pill-resistant air jet yarn
- double-needle stitching throughout
- double-lined hood
- pouch pocket
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
- no drawcord for added safety
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 19.75 | 16 |
| S | 21.22 | 17 |
| M | 22.48 | 18 |
| L | 23.98 | 19 |
| XL | 25.47 | 20 |
Baby Apparel
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| 6 Months | 11.75 | 9 |
| 12 Months | 12.75 | 10 |
| 18 Months | 13.75 | 11 |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| Newborn | 10.75 | 7.5 |
| 6 Months | 11.75 | 9 |
| 12 Months | 12.75 | 10 |
| 18 Months | 13.75 | 11 |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| 6 Months | 12.5 | 10 |
| 12 Months | 13.5 | 11 |
| 18 Months | 14.5 | 12 |
| 24 Months | 15.5 | 13 |
Mugs & Drinkware

Branded Mugs
Custom printed mugs are popular for many occasions, including corporate socials, personal gifts, bridal showers, anniversaries, and more.
Branded Mugs
Custom printed mugs are popular for many occasions, including corporate socials, personal gifts, bridal showers, anniversaries, and more.Care Instructions:
This product is dishwasher and microwave safe; however, we do not recommend washing it in industrial dishwashers. To prolong its use for as long as possible, we recommend hand washing it when possible.
This lightweight Enamel mug is perfect for any event of the day, especially for camping. Whether you're on the go, having your morning coffee, or a warm beverage you can easily use this mug. Order a personalized Enamel mug to sell in your store, or for your next hike
- Enamel 12oz mug
- NOT dishwasher or microwave safe
- White coating with a silver rim

Custom Insulated Tumbler
These double-wall tumblers can be used for both hot and cold drinks. The plastic lid slides closed. They are 8” tall (8.375" with the lid on) and 3” in diameter (9.42" circumference).Custom Tumbler Printing
We decorate each tumbler with high quality dye sublimation printing. This process allows us to print stainless steel tumblers with no MOQ.Care Instructions
While these tumblers can withstand high and low temperatures, they are not microwave safe or dishwasher safe. Please wash them by hand.2 reviews for Height Meme I’m Not Short I’m Fun Size shirt
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Tina Buenning (verified owner) –
Gave it to my wife for thanksgiving, she just loves it. could not be better.
Rachel Kennedy (verified owner) –
Looks great, looks like great material, very happy with a purchase