If You’re Not Drinking 13 Beers With Me I Can Only Assume You’re Drinking 13 Beers Against Me Text T Shirt
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Estimated Delivery Time: Customers can expect to receive their products within 5-7 business days after their payment has been received and their order has been processed.
| Product | Production Time (business days) | Shipping Time USA, Canada, United Kingdom (business days) | Shipping Time European (business days) | Shipping Time Rest of the World (business days) |
| T-shirt | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
| Sweatshirt | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
| Hoodie | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
| Drinkware | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
| Ornament | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
Shipping Time: The 2-3 business day delivery window is only an estimate; delivery times may differ. Every shipment includes a tracking link so that clients may view the progress of their deliveries.
Shipping Costs:
- US Shipping: Free shipping for all orders
- International Shipping: $7.99 for the first item, and $6.99 for each additional item. Free shipping for all orders over USD 139.
- Note: Special locations may have higher shipping costs.
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Available Products, Size Guide & Specifications
Men's Apparel
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Tear-away label
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high visibility standards
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
- 7/8" collar
- Classic fit
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 | 17.99 |
| M | 28.98 | 20.00 |
| L | 30.00 | 21.97 |
| XL | 30.98 | 23.98 |
| 2XL | 31.97 | 25.98 |
| 3XL | 32.99 | 27.99 |
| 4XL | 33.98 | 30.00 |
| 5XL | 35.00 | 31.97 |
- 4.2 oz., 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
- Ash is 99% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather is 90% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 10% polyester
- All other heather/blend colors are 52% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
Features:
- Retail fit
- Unisex sizing
- Shoulder taping
- Side-seamed
- Tear away label
- Pre-shrunk
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26.50 | 17.48 |
| M | 27.48 | 20.00 |
| L | 28.46 | 21.50 |
| XL | 30.24 | 23.98 |
| 2XL | 31.50 | 25.47 |
| 3XL | 31.97 | 27.72 |
| 4XL | 32.99 | 29.49 |
| 5XL | 33.98 | 31.50 |
- 7.2 oz./lin. yd., 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester jersey, 32 singles
Features:
- 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester jersey
- 4.3 oz.
- 32 singles
- Slightly heathered
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Tear-away label
- Sideseamed
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27.76 | 17.99 |
| M | 28.74 | 20.00 |
| L | 29.76 | 22.01 |
| XL | 30.75 | 24.02 |
| 2XL | 31.73 | 25.98 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Banded neck and armholes
- Double-needle stitching on bottom hem
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- S. Orange, Safety Green & Graphite Heather are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Features:
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Ribbed cuffs
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27.48 | 17.99 |
| M | 28.98 | 20.00 |
| L | 30.00 | 21.97 |
| XL | 30.98 | 23.46 |
| 2XL | 31.50 | 25.00 |
| 3XL | 31.97 | 27.48 |
| 4XL | 34.00 | 29.00 |
| 5XL | 35.00 | 32.00 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Pill-resistant air jet yarn
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Set-in sleeves
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Safety Orange is compliant with ANSI - ISEA 107 High Visibility Standards
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25.98 | 20.00 |
| M | 27.01 | 21.97 |
| L | 27.99 | 24.02 |
| XL | 28.98 | 25.98 |
| 2XL | 30.00 | 27.99 |
| 3XL | 30.98 | 28.54 |
| 4XL | 31.97 | 31.97 |
| 5XL | 33.98 | 33.98 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- All Heather Sport colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester
Features:
- Pill-resistant air jet yarn
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Double-lined hood
- Pouch pocket; matching drawcord
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Safety Orange is compliant with ANSI - ISEA 107 High Visibility Standards
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26.50 | 20.00 |
| M | 27.48 | 21.97 |
| L | 28.46 | 23.98 |
| XL | 29.49 | 25.98 |
| 2XL | 30.00 | 27.95 |
| 3XL | 30.51 | 30.00 |
| 4XL | 30.98 | 31.97 |
| 5XL | 31.97 | 33.98 |
Ladies Apparel
- 100% Cotton
- Sport Grey is 90/10
- Heathers and Safety colors are 50/50
Features:
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Seamless double needle 5/8" collar
- Side seamed
- Classic fit
- Tear away label
| Size | A | B |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25.00 | 17.99 |
| M | 25.98 | 20.00 |
| L | 26.97 | 21.97 |
| XL | 27.99 | 23.98 |
| 2XL | 28.98 | 25.98 |
- 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton; 30 singles
- Ash is 99% combed ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% cotton/10% polyester
- All other Heather/Blend colors are 52% combed ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
- Shoulder taping; slim fit
- Sideseamed; fitted sleeves
- Longer body length
- Tear-away label
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26.26 | 16 |
| M | 26.75 | 16.75 |
| L | 27.25 | 17.75 |
| XL | 28 | 18.75 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 19.75 |
- 100% cotton preshrunk jersey
- High-density fabric for exceptional print clarity
- 1x1 rib set-in collar with mitered V-neck construction
- Should-to-shoulder taping; sideseamed & slightly contoured for a flattering fit
- Double-needle coverstitching on sleeve and bottom hem
- Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Classic ladies' styling with feminine neckline, sleeves and fit
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25.5 | 17.25 |
| M | 26 | 19.25 |
| L | 27 | 21.25 |
| XL | 28 | 23.25 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 25.25 |
| 3XL | 29 | 27.25 |
- 3.7 oz., 65% polyester, 35% viscose; 30 singles
- Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose;
- Marble colors are 3.5 oz., 91% poly, 9% combed ringspun cotton, 40 singles
- Stripe colors are 70% rayon, 30% polyester
- Racerback with sheering at seam
- Sideseamed
- Merrowed bottom hem; easy, drapey fit
- Tear-away label
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 25.24 | 14.76 |
| S | 25.51 | 15.00 |
| M | 25.98 | 15.98 |
| L | 26.50 | 17.01 |
| XL | 27.01 | 18.27 |
| 2XL | 28.50 | 19.02 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Seamless double-needle collar; double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Taped neck; sideseams with slightly tapered Missy fit
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25.5 | 17.25 |
| M | 26 | 19.25 |
| L | 27 | 21.25 |
| XL | 28 | 23.25 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 25.25 |
| 3XL | 29 | 27.25 |
Kid's & Youth Apparel
| Size | A (inch ) | B (inch ) | C (inch ) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Youth XS | 19.21 | 12.99 | 5.00 |
| Youth S | 22.48 | 15.00 | 5.98 |
| Youth M | 23.98 | 15.98 | 6.22 |
| Youth L | 26.97 | 17.48 | 6.97 |
| XL | 27.99 | 18.98 | 7.24 |
- 50% polyester, 25% combed and ring spun cotton, 25% rayon
- 40 singles
- 5.7 oz./lin. yd.
- Side-seamed
- Tear-away label
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20.98 | 14.49 |
| M | 21.97 | 15.47 |
| L | 23.46 | 16.50 |
| XL | 24.21 | 16.97 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99/1; Sport Grey is 90/1;
- Dark Heather, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Ribbed cuffs
- CPSIA tracking label compliant
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| Youth XS | 22 | 17 |
| Youth S | 23.5 | 18 |
| Youth M | 25 | 19 |
| Youth L | 26.5 | 20 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- pill-resistant air jet yarn
- double-needle stitching throughout
- set-in sleeves
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 19.75 | 16 |
| S | 21.25 | 17 |
| M | 22.5 | 18 |
| L | 24 | 19 |
| XL | 25.5 | 20 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- pill-resistant air jet yarn
- double-needle stitching throughout
- double-lined hood
- pouch pocket
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
- no drawcord for added safety
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 19.75 | 16 |
| S | 21.22 | 17 |
| M | 22.48 | 18 |
| L | 23.98 | 19 |
| XL | 25.47 | 20 |
Baby Apparel
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| 6 Months | 11.75 | 9 |
| 12 Months | 12.75 | 10 |
| 18 Months | 13.75 | 11 |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| Newborn | 10.75 | 7.5 |
| 6 Months | 11.75 | 9 |
| 12 Months | 12.75 | 10 |
| 18 Months | 13.75 | 11 |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| 6 Months | 12.5 | 10 |
| 12 Months | 13.5 | 11 |
| 18 Months | 14.5 | 12 |
| 24 Months | 15.5 | 13 |
Mugs & Drinkware

Branded Mugs
Custom printed mugs are popular for many occasions, including corporate socials, personal gifts, bridal showers, anniversaries, and more.
Branded Mugs
Custom printed mugs are popular for many occasions, including corporate socials, personal gifts, bridal showers, anniversaries, and more.Care Instructions:
This product is dishwasher and microwave safe; however, we do not recommend washing it in industrial dishwashers. To prolong its use for as long as possible, we recommend hand washing it when possible.
This lightweight Enamel mug is perfect for any event of the day, especially for camping. Whether you're on the go, having your morning coffee, or a warm beverage you can easily use this mug. Order a personalized Enamel mug to sell in your store, or for your next hike
- Enamel 12oz mug
- NOT dishwasher or microwave safe
- White coating with a silver rim

Custom Insulated Tumbler
These double-wall tumblers can be used for both hot and cold drinks. The plastic lid slides closed. They are 8” tall (8.375" with the lid on) and 3” in diameter (9.42" circumference).Custom Tumbler Printing
We decorate each tumbler with high quality dye sublimation printing. This process allows us to print stainless steel tumblers with no MOQ.Care Instructions
While these tumblers can withstand high and low temperatures, they are not microwave safe or dishwasher safe. Please wash them by hand.Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review.









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