I’m no Cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one shirt
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Guarantee this I’m no Cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one shirt . The material used in the manufacture of Sunshades was originally, according to Pliny, leaves of palm divided into two, or the tresses of the osier; afterwards they were made in silk, in purple, in Eastern stuffs, in gold, in silver; they were adorned with Indian ivory; they were starred with trinkets and jewels. One author tells us even of Sunshades made out of women’s hair—the hair of women so arranged as to supply the place of a Sunshade. Juvenal speaks of a green Sunshade sent with some yellow amber to a friend to celebrate her birthday and the return of spring. And with regard to this green Sunshade, apropos of the viridem, all the commentators enter into the field, and make a deafening noise to explain that the epithet had no reference to the colour of the Sunshade, but to the spring. It would be difficult for us to find in the Middle Ages numerous manifestations of the Sunshade in private life; it was evidently adopted in the ceremonies of the Christian Church and in the royal entrées; but it was especially the privilege of the great, and never appeared save on solemn days in the processions, as later on the dais, reserved for kings and ecclesiastical nobles.
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Thrilling with PodxmasStore. You can purchase this I’m no Cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one shirt. A fashion, not, it will be allowed, in the very best taste:—Up to 1853 or 1854, we find no innovation worthy of exciting our enthusiasm; it is only in the first days of the Second Empire that we can see a marked change. The straight Sunshades were then abandoned to introduce Sunshades with a folding stick, principally for those made in satin and in moire antique, bordered with trimmings or set off with streamers. These Sunshades were called “à la Pompadour,” and they were worthy, in a certain degree, of the beauty who personified grace and delicate elegance in the eighteenth century; they were embroidered after the old fashion with gold and silk, and on the richness of the stuffs was cast or “frilled in” Chantilly, point d’Alençon, guipure, or blonde. The folding-sticks were of sculptured ivory, of carved mother-of-pearl, of rhinoceros horn, or of tortoise-shell. It is with this light Sunshade that the Parisian ladies saluted the Empress, caracoling by the side of the Emperor, at the commencement of his reign, on their return from the Wood, in the Champs Elysées, which began to look beautiful, as everything looks beautiful at the spring-tide of years, as well as at the springtime of governments. All in nature has surely its fall of the leaf, after having had the verdure of its blossom!—all tires, all passes, all breaks: men, kings, fashions, and peoples!
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very good choice. When the Muff returns from exile with the first hoar frosts of November, it causes, as soon as it appears on the boulevards, a sensation, intimate and delicious, to all true feminists, to the Dilettanti of woman—to all those who perceive in their most delicate shades the graces of which a naive or coquettish woman can avail herself, whether in handling the Fan or the Sunshade, or in tucking up a corner of a spring petticoat, or in passing along radiant in a long furry pelisse, or more passive in letting herself glide languishingly in a sledge over the ice of the lake, making eyes at her darling who skates by her side, and pushes forward her coquettish equipage. It seems that woman, that exquisite and delicate flower, blossoms in fur, as those white gardenias of the conservatory which half open and develop themselves in a nest of perfumed wadding. The more she hides, muffles up, deadens, so to speak, her beauty, the more woman—a creature of Hades who makes us dream of paradise—is bewitching in the diabolicity of her graces. When Love, who is represented blind, sets a mask on Venus-coquette, one might think the trickster boy was for burning the universe, for behind those yawning apertures of the black velvet mask, behind those murderous loopholes, two woman’s eyes are lying in ambush, pitiless, turn by turn laughing, burning, blazing, drowned in pleasure, charged, in a word, as with grape-shot, with all the shafts of the Cupidonian quiver.. I’m no Cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one shirt is Everything Must Go!
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Product | Production Time (business days) | Shipping Time USA, Canada, United Kingdom (business days) | Shipping Time European (business days) | Shipping Time Rest of the World (business days) |
T-shirt | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
Sweatshirt | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
Hoodie | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
Drinkware | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
Ornament | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
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Available Products, Size Guide & Specifications
Men's Apparel
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Tear-away label
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high visibility standards
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
- 7/8" collar
- Classic fit
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 27.99 | 17.99 |
M | 28.98 | 20.00 |
L | 30.00 | 21.97 |
XL | 30.98 | 23.98 |
2XL | 31.97 | 25.98 |
3XL | 32.99 | 27.99 |
4XL | 33.98 | 30.00 |
5XL | 35.00 | 31.97 |
- 4.2 oz., 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
- Ash is 99% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather is 90% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 10% polyester
- All other heather/blend colors are 52% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
Features:
- Retail fit
- Unisex sizing
- Shoulder taping
- Side-seamed
- Tear away label
- Pre-shrunk
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 26.50 | 17.48 |
M | 27.48 | 20.00 |
L | 28.46 | 21.50 |
XL | 30.24 | 23.98 |
2XL | 31.50 | 25.47 |
3XL | 31.97 | 27.72 |
4XL | 32.99 | 29.49 |
5XL | 33.98 | 31.50 |
- 7.2 oz./lin. yd., 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester jersey, 32 singles
Features:
- 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester jersey
- 4.3 oz.
- 32 singles
- Slightly heathered
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Tear-away label
- Sideseamed
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 27.76 | 17.99 |
M | 28.74 | 20.00 |
L | 29.76 | 22.01 |
XL | 30.75 | 24.02 |
2XL | 31.73 | 25.98 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Banded neck and armholes
- Double-needle stitching on bottom hem
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- S. Orange, Safety Green & Graphite Heather are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Features:
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Ribbed cuffs
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 27.48 | 17.99 |
M | 28.98 | 20.00 |
L | 30.00 | 21.97 |
XL | 30.98 | 23.46 |
2XL | 31.50 | 25.00 |
3XL | 31.97 | 27.48 |
4XL | 34.00 | 29.00 |
5XL | 35.00 | 32.00 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Pill-resistant air jet yarn
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Set-in sleeves
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Safety Orange is compliant with ANSI - ISEA 107 High Visibility Standards
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 25.98 | 20.00 |
M | 27.01 | 21.97 |
L | 27.99 | 24.02 |
XL | 28.98 | 25.98 |
2XL | 30.00 | 27.99 |
3XL | 30.98 | 28.54 |
4XL | 31.97 | 31.97 |
5XL | 33.98 | 33.98 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- All Heather Sport colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester
Features:
- Pill-resistant air jet yarn
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Double-lined hood
- Pouch pocket; matching drawcord
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Safety Orange is compliant with ANSI - ISEA 107 High Visibility Standards
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 26.50 | 20.00 |
M | 27.48 | 21.97 |
L | 28.46 | 23.98 |
XL | 29.49 | 25.98 |
2XL | 30.00 | 27.95 |
3XL | 30.51 | 30.00 |
4XL | 30.98 | 31.97 |
5XL | 31.97 | 33.98 |
Ladies Apparel
- 100% Cotton
- Sport Grey is 90/10
- Heathers and Safety colors are 50/50
Features:
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Seamless double needle 5/8" collar
- Side seamed
- Classic fit
- Tear away label
Size | A | B |
---|---|---|
S | 25.00 | 17.99 |
M | 25.98 | 20.00 |
L | 26.97 | 21.97 |
XL | 27.99 | 23.98 |
2XL | 28.98 | 25.98 |
- 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton; 30 singles
- Ash is 99% combed ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% cotton/10% polyester
- All other Heather/Blend colors are 52% combed ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
- Shoulder taping; slim fit
- Sideseamed; fitted sleeves
- Longer body length
- Tear-away label
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 26.26 | 16 |
M | 26.75 | 16.75 |
L | 27.25 | 17.75 |
XL | 28 | 18.75 |
2XL | 28.5 | 19.75 |
- 100% cotton preshrunk jersey
- High-density fabric for exceptional print clarity
- 1x1 rib set-in collar with mitered V-neck construction
- Should-to-shoulder taping; sideseamed & slightly contoured for a flattering fit
- Double-needle coverstitching on sleeve and bottom hem
- Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Classic ladies' styling with feminine neckline, sleeves and fit
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 25.5 | 17.25 |
M | 26 | 19.25 |
L | 27 | 21.25 |
XL | 28 | 23.25 |
2XL | 28.5 | 25.25 |
3XL | 29 | 27.25 |
- 3.7 oz., 65% polyester, 35% viscose; 30 singles
- Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose;
- Marble colors are 3.5 oz., 91% poly, 9% combed ringspun cotton, 40 singles
- Stripe colors are 70% rayon, 30% polyester
- Racerback with sheering at seam
- Sideseamed
- Merrowed bottom hem; easy, drapey fit
- Tear-away label
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
XS | 25.24 | 14.76 |
S | 25.51 | 15.00 |
M | 25.98 | 15.98 |
L | 26.50 | 17.01 |
XL | 27.01 | 18.27 |
2XL | 28.50 | 19.02 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Seamless double-needle collar; double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Taped neck; sideseams with slightly tapered Missy fit
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 25.5 | 17.25 |
M | 26 | 19.25 |
L | 27 | 21.25 |
XL | 28 | 23.25 |
2XL | 28.5 | 25.25 |
3XL | 29 | 27.25 |
Kid's & Youth Apparel
Size | A (inch ) | B (inch ) | C (inch ) |
---|---|---|---|
Youth XS | 19.21 | 12.99 | 5.00 |
Youth S | 22.48 | 15.00 | 5.98 |
Youth M | 23.98 | 15.98 | 6.22 |
Youth L | 26.97 | 17.48 | 6.97 |
XL | 27.99 | 18.98 | 7.24 |
- 50% polyester, 25% combed and ring spun cotton, 25% rayon
- 40 singles
- 5.7 oz./lin. yd.
- Side-seamed
- Tear-away label
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 20.98 | 14.49 |
M | 21.97 | 15.47 |
L | 23.46 | 16.50 |
XL | 24.21 | 16.97 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99/1; Sport Grey is 90/1;
- Dark Heather, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Ribbed cuffs
- CPSIA tracking label compliant
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
Youth XS | 22 | 17 |
Youth S | 23.5 | 18 |
Youth M | 25 | 19 |
Youth L | 26.5 | 20 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- pill-resistant air jet yarn
- double-needle stitching throughout
- set-in sleeves
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
XS | 19.75 | 16 |
S | 21.25 | 17 |
M | 22.5 | 18 |
L | 24 | 19 |
XL | 25.5 | 20 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- pill-resistant air jet yarn
- double-needle stitching throughout
- double-lined hood
- pouch pocket
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
- no drawcord for added safety
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
XS | 19.75 | 16 |
S | 21.22 | 17 |
M | 22.48 | 18 |
L | 23.98 | 19 |
XL | 25.47 | 20 |
Baby Apparel
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
6 Months | 11.75 | 9 |
12 Months | 12.75 | 10 |
18 Months | 13.75 | 11 |
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
Newborn | 10.75 | 7.5 |
6 Months | 11.75 | 9 |
12 Months | 12.75 | 10 |
18 Months | 13.75 | 11 |
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
6 Months | 12.5 | 10 |
12 Months | 13.5 | 11 |
18 Months | 14.5 | 12 |
24 Months | 15.5 | 13 |
Mugs & Drinkware

Branded Mugs
Custom printed mugs are popular for many occasions, including corporate socials, personal gifts, bridal showers, anniversaries, and more.
Branded Mugs
Custom printed mugs are popular for many occasions, including corporate socials, personal gifts, bridal showers, anniversaries, and more.Care Instructions:
This product is dishwasher and microwave safe; however, we do not recommend washing it in industrial dishwashers. To prolong its use for as long as possible, we recommend hand washing it when possible.

