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Lifetime this Monkey if man came from dirt why is there still dirt shirt . In Italy it is little probable that since the Romans the inhabitants of the higher classes have ever unlearned the pleasant use of Parasols. The majority of travellers notice them in all epochs, and in the Italian Mysteries, played in the fourteenth and fifteenth centuries, it is nearly certain that at the moment of their naïve representation of the Deluge, the Deity appeared on the stage with an Umbrella in his hand. In the Journal and Voyage of Montaigne in Italy, the good philosopher, who teaches us so few matters beyond his own personal sufferings, deigns, nevertheless, to aver that the supreme good taste of the women of Lucca was to have incessantly a Parasol in their hands. “No season,” says also elsewhere this charming epicurean essayist, “is so much my enemy as the sharp heat of sunshine, for the Sunshades, which are used in Italy since the time of the ancient Romans, charge the arms more than they discharge from the head.” So, too, Thomas Coryat, an English tourist of that time, in his Crudities (1611), speaks of the Italian Parasols, after having noticed the presence of Fans in the towns through which he had travelled: “Many Italians,” he says, “do carry other fine things of a far greater price, that will cost at the least a ducat (about seven francs), which they commonly call in the Italian tongue Umbrellæs, that is, things that minister shadow unto them for shelter against the scorching heat of the sun. These are made of leather, something answerable to the form of a little canopy, and hooped in the inside with divers little wooden hoops, that extend the Umbrella in a pretty large compass. They are used especially by horsemen, who carry them in their hands when they ride, fastening the end of the handle upon one of their thighs, and they impart so large a shadow unto them that it keepeth the heat of the sun from the upper parts of their body.”
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chosen choice. Fashion altered the shape of the Muff considerably under Louis XIV. From the rare documents which we have been able to catalogue, we have easily found numerous modifications in both form and volume. Sometimes narrow and long, sometimes broad and short, it would be impossible to assign to this little chattel an exact type for all that epoch. The Muff triumphed already, under Louis XIII., in the empire of oglings and at the Place Royale, as it reigned later at Versailles, and showed itself in sedan chairs in the midst of the alleys of the park at the visiting hour, lending always to woman a charming countenance and exquisite graces. Scarron, in his Poésies Diverses, has left us in four verses a pretty picture of manners for any one who could morally develop it. The poor cripple Scarron certainly had no need of a Muff in his arm-chair!— But let us leave the age of big wigs and Fontange head-dresses, and penetrate into the age of powder and patches, into the age of Voltaire, who, à propos of one of his characters in Micromégas, wrote:. Monkey if man came from dirt why is there still dirt shirt is At These Prices Inventory Won’t Last Long
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T-shirt | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
Sweatshirt | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
Hoodie | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
Drinkware | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
Ornament | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
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Available Products, Size Guide & Specifications
Men's Apparel
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Tear-away label
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high visibility standards
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
- 7/8" collar
- Classic fit
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 27.99 | 17.99 |
M | 28.98 | 20.00 |
L | 30.00 | 21.97 |
XL | 30.98 | 23.98 |
2XL | 31.97 | 25.98 |
3XL | 32.99 | 27.99 |
4XL | 33.98 | 30.00 |
5XL | 35.00 | 31.97 |
- 4.2 oz., 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
- Ash is 99% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather is 90% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 10% polyester
- All other heather/blend colors are 52% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
Features:
- Retail fit
- Unisex sizing
- Shoulder taping
- Side-seamed
- Tear away label
- Pre-shrunk
Size | Length | Width |
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S | 26.50 | 17.48 |
M | 27.48 | 20.00 |
L | 28.46 | 21.50 |
XL | 30.24 | 23.98 |
2XL | 31.50 | 25.47 |
3XL | 31.97 | 27.72 |
4XL | 32.99 | 29.49 |
5XL | 33.98 | 31.50 |
- 7.2 oz./lin. yd., 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester jersey, 32 singles
Features:
- 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester jersey
- 4.3 oz.
- 32 singles
- Slightly heathered
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Tear-away label
- Sideseamed
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 27.76 | 17.99 |
M | 28.74 | 20.00 |
L | 29.76 | 22.01 |
XL | 30.75 | 24.02 |
2XL | 31.73 | 25.98 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Banded neck and armholes
- Double-needle stitching on bottom hem
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- S. Orange, Safety Green & Graphite Heather are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Features:
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Ribbed cuffs
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 27.48 | 17.99 |
M | 28.98 | 20.00 |
L | 30.00 | 21.97 |
XL | 30.98 | 23.46 |
2XL | 31.50 | 25.00 |
3XL | 31.97 | 27.48 |
4XL | 34.00 | 29.00 |
5XL | 35.00 | 32.00 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Pill-resistant air jet yarn
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Set-in sleeves
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Safety Orange is compliant with ANSI - ISEA 107 High Visibility Standards
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 25.98 | 20.00 |
M | 27.01 | 21.97 |
L | 27.99 | 24.02 |
XL | 28.98 | 25.98 |
2XL | 30.00 | 27.99 |
3XL | 30.98 | 28.54 |
4XL | 31.97 | 31.97 |
5XL | 33.98 | 33.98 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- All Heather Sport colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester
Features:
- Pill-resistant air jet yarn
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Double-lined hood
- Pouch pocket; matching drawcord
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Safety Orange is compliant with ANSI - ISEA 107 High Visibility Standards
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 26.50 | 20.00 |
M | 27.48 | 21.97 |
L | 28.46 | 23.98 |
XL | 29.49 | 25.98 |
2XL | 30.00 | 27.95 |
3XL | 30.51 | 30.00 |
4XL | 30.98 | 31.97 |
5XL | 31.97 | 33.98 |
Ladies Apparel
- 100% Cotton
- Sport Grey is 90/10
- Heathers and Safety colors are 50/50
Features:
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Seamless double needle 5/8" collar
- Side seamed
- Classic fit
- Tear away label
Size | A | B |
---|---|---|
S | 25.00 | 17.99 |
M | 25.98 | 20.00 |
L | 26.97 | 21.97 |
XL | 27.99 | 23.98 |
2XL | 28.98 | 25.98 |
- 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton; 30 singles
- Ash is 99% combed ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% cotton/10% polyester
- All other Heather/Blend colors are 52% combed ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
- Shoulder taping; slim fit
- Sideseamed; fitted sleeves
- Longer body length
- Tear-away label
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 26.26 | 16 |
M | 26.75 | 16.75 |
L | 27.25 | 17.75 |
XL | 28 | 18.75 |
2XL | 28.5 | 19.75 |
- 100% cotton preshrunk jersey
- High-density fabric for exceptional print clarity
- 1x1 rib set-in collar with mitered V-neck construction
- Should-to-shoulder taping; sideseamed & slightly contoured for a flattering fit
- Double-needle coverstitching on sleeve and bottom hem
- Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Classic ladies' styling with feminine neckline, sleeves and fit
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 25.5 | 17.25 |
M | 26 | 19.25 |
L | 27 | 21.25 |
XL | 28 | 23.25 |
2XL | 28.5 | 25.25 |
3XL | 29 | 27.25 |
- 3.7 oz., 65% polyester, 35% viscose; 30 singles
- Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose;
- Marble colors are 3.5 oz., 91% poly, 9% combed ringspun cotton, 40 singles
- Stripe colors are 70% rayon, 30% polyester
- Racerback with sheering at seam
- Sideseamed
- Merrowed bottom hem; easy, drapey fit
- Tear-away label
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
XS | 25.24 | 14.76 |
S | 25.51 | 15.00 |
M | 25.98 | 15.98 |
L | 26.50 | 17.01 |
XL | 27.01 | 18.27 |
2XL | 28.50 | 19.02 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Seamless double-needle collar; double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Taped neck; sideseams with slightly tapered Missy fit
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 25.5 | 17.25 |
M | 26 | 19.25 |
L | 27 | 21.25 |
XL | 28 | 23.25 |
2XL | 28.5 | 25.25 |
3XL | 29 | 27.25 |
Kid's & Youth Apparel
Size | A (inch ) | B (inch ) | C (inch ) |
---|---|---|---|
Youth XS | 19.21 | 12.99 | 5.00 |
Youth S | 22.48 | 15.00 | 5.98 |
Youth M | 23.98 | 15.98 | 6.22 |
Youth L | 26.97 | 17.48 | 6.97 |
XL | 27.99 | 18.98 | 7.24 |
- 50% polyester, 25% combed and ring spun cotton, 25% rayon
- 40 singles
- 5.7 oz./lin. yd.
- Side-seamed
- Tear-away label
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 20.98 | 14.49 |
M | 21.97 | 15.47 |
L | 23.46 | 16.50 |
XL | 24.21 | 16.97 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99/1; Sport Grey is 90/1;
- Dark Heather, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Ribbed cuffs
- CPSIA tracking label compliant
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
Youth XS | 22 | 17 |
Youth S | 23.5 | 18 |
Youth M | 25 | 19 |
Youth L | 26.5 | 20 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- pill-resistant air jet yarn
- double-needle stitching throughout
- set-in sleeves
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
XS | 19.75 | 16 |
S | 21.25 | 17 |
M | 22.5 | 18 |
L | 24 | 19 |
XL | 25.5 | 20 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- pill-resistant air jet yarn
- double-needle stitching throughout
- double-lined hood
- pouch pocket
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
- no drawcord for added safety
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
XS | 19.75 | 16 |
S | 21.22 | 17 |
M | 22.48 | 18 |
L | 23.98 | 19 |
XL | 25.47 | 20 |
Baby Apparel
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
6 Months | 11.75 | 9 |
12 Months | 12.75 | 10 |
18 Months | 13.75 | 11 |
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
Newborn | 10.75 | 7.5 |
6 Months | 11.75 | 9 |
12 Months | 12.75 | 10 |
18 Months | 13.75 | 11 |
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
6 Months | 12.5 | 10 |
12 Months | 13.5 | 11 |
18 Months | 14.5 | 12 |
24 Months | 15.5 | 13 |
Mugs & Drinkware

Branded Mugs
Custom printed mugs are popular for many occasions, including corporate socials, personal gifts, bridal showers, anniversaries, and more.
Branded Mugs
Custom printed mugs are popular for many occasions, including corporate socials, personal gifts, bridal showers, anniversaries, and more.Care Instructions:
This product is dishwasher and microwave safe; however, we do not recommend washing it in industrial dishwashers. To prolong its use for as long as possible, we recommend hand washing it when possible.

