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Tested with PodxmasStore. You can purchase this Pasta Pizza and Penis shirt. To conclude, the cons far outweigh any type of pro that you might think he has accomplished. Now he got this ministry of truth going with the PIC being a known misinformation peddler. I don’t see any end in sight for this disgusting and shameful “administration”. I’m not a fan of the Republicans either but I cannot relate to ANY Dem issue and their progressive agenda is literally making me want to vomit due to its ridiculousness and hypocrisy. The only good thing Biden has done is show the American people and the rest of the world how clueless he is as the leader of this once great country.
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| Sweatshirt | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
| Hoodie | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
| Drinkware | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
| Ornament | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
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Men's Apparel
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Tear-away label
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high visibility standards
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
- 7/8" collar
- Classic fit
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 | 17.99 |
| M | 28.98 | 20.00 |
| L | 30.00 | 21.97 |
| XL | 30.98 | 23.98 |
| 2XL | 31.97 | 25.98 |
| 3XL | 32.99 | 27.99 |
| 4XL | 33.98 | 30.00 |
| 5XL | 35.00 | 31.97 |
- 4.2 oz., 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
- Ash is 99% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather is 90% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 10% polyester
- All other heather/blend colors are 52% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
Features:
- Retail fit
- Unisex sizing
- Shoulder taping
- Side-seamed
- Tear away label
- Pre-shrunk
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26.50 | 17.48 |
| M | 27.48 | 20.00 |
| L | 28.46 | 21.50 |
| XL | 30.24 | 23.98 |
| 2XL | 31.50 | 25.47 |
| 3XL | 31.97 | 27.72 |
| 4XL | 32.99 | 29.49 |
| 5XL | 33.98 | 31.50 |
- 7.2 oz./lin. yd., 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester jersey, 32 singles
Features:
- 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester jersey
- 4.3 oz.
- 32 singles
- Slightly heathered
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Tear-away label
- Sideseamed
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27.76 | 17.99 |
| M | 28.74 | 20.00 |
| L | 29.76 | 22.01 |
| XL | 30.75 | 24.02 |
| 2XL | 31.73 | 25.98 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Banded neck and armholes
- Double-needle stitching on bottom hem
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- S. Orange, Safety Green & Graphite Heather are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Features:
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Ribbed cuffs
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27.48 | 17.99 |
| M | 28.98 | 20.00 |
| L | 30.00 | 21.97 |
| XL | 30.98 | 23.46 |
| 2XL | 31.50 | 25.00 |
| 3XL | 31.97 | 27.48 |
| 4XL | 34.00 | 29.00 |
| 5XL | 35.00 | 32.00 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Pill-resistant air jet yarn
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Set-in sleeves
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Safety Orange is compliant with ANSI - ISEA 107 High Visibility Standards
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25.98 | 20.00 |
| M | 27.01 | 21.97 |
| L | 27.99 | 24.02 |
| XL | 28.98 | 25.98 |
| 2XL | 30.00 | 27.99 |
| 3XL | 30.98 | 28.54 |
| 4XL | 31.97 | 31.97 |
| 5XL | 33.98 | 33.98 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- All Heather Sport colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester
Features:
- Pill-resistant air jet yarn
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Double-lined hood
- Pouch pocket; matching drawcord
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Safety Orange is compliant with ANSI - ISEA 107 High Visibility Standards
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26.50 | 20.00 |
| M | 27.48 | 21.97 |
| L | 28.46 | 23.98 |
| XL | 29.49 | 25.98 |
| 2XL | 30.00 | 27.95 |
| 3XL | 30.51 | 30.00 |
| 4XL | 30.98 | 31.97 |
| 5XL | 31.97 | 33.98 |
Ladies Apparel
- 100% Cotton
- Sport Grey is 90/10
- Heathers and Safety colors are 50/50
Features:
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Seamless double needle 5/8" collar
- Side seamed
- Classic fit
- Tear away label
| Size | A | B |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25.00 | 17.99 |
| M | 25.98 | 20.00 |
| L | 26.97 | 21.97 |
| XL | 27.99 | 23.98 |
| 2XL | 28.98 | 25.98 |
- 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton; 30 singles
- Ash is 99% combed ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% cotton/10% polyester
- All other Heather/Blend colors are 52% combed ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
- Shoulder taping; slim fit
- Sideseamed; fitted sleeves
- Longer body length
- Tear-away label
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26.26 | 16 |
| M | 26.75 | 16.75 |
| L | 27.25 | 17.75 |
| XL | 28 | 18.75 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 19.75 |
- 100% cotton preshrunk jersey
- High-density fabric for exceptional print clarity
- 1x1 rib set-in collar with mitered V-neck construction
- Should-to-shoulder taping; sideseamed & slightly contoured for a flattering fit
- Double-needle coverstitching on sleeve and bottom hem
- Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Classic ladies' styling with feminine neckline, sleeves and fit
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25.5 | 17.25 |
| M | 26 | 19.25 |
| L | 27 | 21.25 |
| XL | 28 | 23.25 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 25.25 |
| 3XL | 29 | 27.25 |
- 3.7 oz., 65% polyester, 35% viscose; 30 singles
- Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose;
- Marble colors are 3.5 oz., 91% poly, 9% combed ringspun cotton, 40 singles
- Stripe colors are 70% rayon, 30% polyester
- Racerback with sheering at seam
- Sideseamed
- Merrowed bottom hem; easy, drapey fit
- Tear-away label
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 25.24 | 14.76 |
| S | 25.51 | 15.00 |
| M | 25.98 | 15.98 |
| L | 26.50 | 17.01 |
| XL | 27.01 | 18.27 |
| 2XL | 28.50 | 19.02 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Seamless double-needle collar; double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Taped neck; sideseams with slightly tapered Missy fit
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25.5 | 17.25 |
| M | 26 | 19.25 |
| L | 27 | 21.25 |
| XL | 28 | 23.25 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 25.25 |
| 3XL | 29 | 27.25 |
Kid's & Youth Apparel
| Size | A (inch ) | B (inch ) | C (inch ) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Youth XS | 19.21 | 12.99 | 5.00 |
| Youth S | 22.48 | 15.00 | 5.98 |
| Youth M | 23.98 | 15.98 | 6.22 |
| Youth L | 26.97 | 17.48 | 6.97 |
| XL | 27.99 | 18.98 | 7.24 |
- 50% polyester, 25% combed and ring spun cotton, 25% rayon
- 40 singles
- 5.7 oz./lin. yd.
- Side-seamed
- Tear-away label
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20.98 | 14.49 |
| M | 21.97 | 15.47 |
| L | 23.46 | 16.50 |
| XL | 24.21 | 16.97 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99/1; Sport Grey is 90/1;
- Dark Heather, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Ribbed cuffs
- CPSIA tracking label compliant
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| Youth XS | 22 | 17 |
| Youth S | 23.5 | 18 |
| Youth M | 25 | 19 |
| Youth L | 26.5 | 20 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- pill-resistant air jet yarn
- double-needle stitching throughout
- set-in sleeves
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 19.75 | 16 |
| S | 21.25 | 17 |
| M | 22.5 | 18 |
| L | 24 | 19 |
| XL | 25.5 | 20 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- pill-resistant air jet yarn
- double-needle stitching throughout
- double-lined hood
- pouch pocket
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
- no drawcord for added safety
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 19.75 | 16 |
| S | 21.22 | 17 |
| M | 22.48 | 18 |
| L | 23.98 | 19 |
| XL | 25.47 | 20 |
Baby Apparel
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| 6 Months | 11.75 | 9 |
| 12 Months | 12.75 | 10 |
| 18 Months | 13.75 | 11 |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| Newborn | 10.75 | 7.5 |
| 6 Months | 11.75 | 9 |
| 12 Months | 12.75 | 10 |
| 18 Months | 13.75 | 11 |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| 6 Months | 12.5 | 10 |
| 12 Months | 13.5 | 11 |
| 18 Months | 14.5 | 12 |
| 24 Months | 15.5 | 13 |
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Branded Mugs
Custom printed mugs are popular for many occasions, including corporate socials, personal gifts, bridal showers, anniversaries, and more.
Branded Mugs
Custom printed mugs are popular for many occasions, including corporate socials, personal gifts, bridal showers, anniversaries, and more.Care Instructions:
This product is dishwasher and microwave safe; however, we do not recommend washing it in industrial dishwashers. To prolong its use for as long as possible, we recommend hand washing it when possible.
This lightweight Enamel mug is perfect for any event of the day, especially for camping. Whether you're on the go, having your morning coffee, or a warm beverage you can easily use this mug. Order a personalized Enamel mug to sell in your store, or for your next hike
- Enamel 12oz mug
- NOT dishwasher or microwave safe
- White coating with a silver rim




