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Your Pirate Ship Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks Shirt
Set sail on a wave of humor with the "Your Pirate Ship Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks Shirt." This bold and cheeky shirt is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and want to showcase their unique sense of style. Whether you're a pirate at heart or simply love to make a statement, this shirt is your ticket to turning heads and sparking conversations. Crafted for comfort and designed for those who dare to be different, this shirt is more than just clothing—it's an attitude!
### Key Features and Benefits
Comfortable Fit
This shirt features a relaxed fit that ensures maximum comfort throughout the day. Whether you’re lounging at home or out with friends, you’ll feel free and easy in this versatile tee.
Unique Design
The eye-catching graphic boldly declares, "Your Pirate Ship Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks," making it a perfect conversation starter. Stand out in a crowd and express your personality with this one-of-a-kind design.
High-Quality Material
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this shirt offers durability and comfort. The fabric is lightweight yet sturdy, ensuring it lasts through countless wash cycles while maintaining its shape and color.
Versatile Style
Pair it with jeans for a casual day out or layer it under a jacket for a more polished look. This shirt transitions effortlessly from day to night, making it a staple in your wardrobe.
Great Gift Idea
Looking for the perfect gift for a friend or family member who loves humor and unique fashion? This shirt is an ideal choice for birthdays, holidays, or just because!
### Why Choose This Shirt?
When it comes to humorous graphic tees, the "Your Pirate Ship Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks Shirt" stands out from the crowd. Unlike generic designs that lack personality, our shirt combines wit with quality, ensuring you not only look good but feel good too. The superior print quality means that the vibrant design won’t fade, allowing you to enjoy your shirt for years to come. Plus, we prioritize ethical manufacturing processes, so you can wear it with pride knowing it was made responsibly.
### Perfect For Humor Lovers
This shirt is tailored for those who appreciate a good laugh and aren’t afraid to show it. If you enjoy witty humor, quirky fashion, or simply want to stand out in a sea of ordinary, this shirt is perfect for you. It resonates with individuals who embrace their uniqueness and love to express themselves through their clothing.
### How to Use / Ideal For
- Casual Outings: Wear it to casual meetups, parties, or gatherings to showcase your fun side.
- Themed Events: Perfect for pirate-themed parties or events where humor is appreciated.
- Gifts: A fantastic gift for friends, family, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh and a unique sense of style.
### Material and Quality
Crafted from 100% premium cotton, this shirt promises incredible softness and comfort. The fabric is designed to withstand regular wear while keeping its shape and softness. Our shirts are ethically sourced and manufactured, ensuring you’re making a responsible purchase that aligns with your values.
### Experience the Difference Today
At Picturestees Clothing, we are committed to delivering high-quality apparel that combines humor, comfort, and style. Our passion for customer satisfaction drives us to ensure every piece is made with care and attention to detail.
Don’t miss out on the chance to add this hilarious and stylish shirt to your wardrobe. Discover the comfort and humor of the "Your Pirate Ship Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks Shirt" today! Embrace your bold personality and make a statement that’s as unique as you are.
Estimated Delivery Time: Customers can expect to receive their products within 5-7 business days after their payment has been received and their order has been processed.
| Product | Production Time (business days) | Shipping Time USA, Canada, United Kingdom (business days) | Shipping Time European (business days) | Shipping Time Rest of the World (business days) |
| T-shirt | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
| Sweatshirt | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
| Hoodie | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
| Drinkware | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
| Ornament | 1-3 | 2-3 | 3-5 | 7-10 |
Shipping Time: The 2-3 business day delivery window is only an estimate; delivery times may differ. Every shipment includes a tracking link so that clients may view the progress of their deliveries.
Shipping Costs:
- US Shipping: Free shipping for all orders
- International Shipping: $7.99 for the first item, and $6.99 for each additional item. Free shipping for all orders over USD 139.
- Note: Special locations may have higher shipping costs.
Incorrect or Undeliverable Address: We aren’t sure we can help with orders that are not delivered because the customer supplied inaccurate or insufficient information
Available Products, Size Guide & Specifications
Men's Apparel
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Tear-away label
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high visibility standards
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
- 7/8" collar
- Classic fit
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 | 17.99 |
| M | 28.98 | 20.00 |
| L | 30.00 | 21.97 |
| XL | 30.98 | 23.98 |
| 2XL | 31.97 | 25.98 |
| 3XL | 32.99 | 27.99 |
| 4XL | 33.98 | 30.00 |
| 5XL | 35.00 | 31.97 |
- 4.2 oz., 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
- Ash is 99% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather is 90% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 10% polyester
- All other heather/blend colors are 52% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
Features:
- Retail fit
- Unisex sizing
- Shoulder taping
- Side-seamed
- Tear away label
- Pre-shrunk
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26.50 | 17.48 |
| M | 27.48 | 20.00 |
| L | 28.46 | 21.50 |
| XL | 30.24 | 23.98 |
| 2XL | 31.50 | 25.47 |
| 3XL | 31.97 | 27.72 |
| 4XL | 32.99 | 29.49 |
| 5XL | 33.98 | 31.50 |
- 7.2 oz./lin. yd., 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester jersey, 32 singles
Features:
- 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester jersey
- 4.3 oz.
- 32 singles
- Slightly heathered
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Tear-away label
- Sideseamed
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27.76 | 17.99 |
| M | 28.74 | 20.00 |
| L | 29.76 | 22.01 |
| XL | 30.75 | 24.02 |
| 2XL | 31.73 | 25.98 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Banded neck and armholes
- Double-needle stitching on bottom hem
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- S. Orange, Safety Green & Graphite Heather are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Features:
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Ribbed cuffs
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27.48 | 17.99 |
| M | 28.98 | 20.00 |
| L | 30.00 | 21.97 |
| XL | 30.98 | 23.46 |
| 2XL | 31.50 | 25.00 |
| 3XL | 31.97 | 27.48 |
| 4XL | 34.00 | 29.00 |
| 5XL | 35.00 | 32.00 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Pill-resistant air jet yarn
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Set-in sleeves
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Safety Orange is compliant with ANSI - ISEA 107 High Visibility Standards
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25.98 | 20.00 |
| M | 27.01 | 21.97 |
| L | 27.99 | 24.02 |
| XL | 28.98 | 25.98 |
| 2XL | 30.00 | 27.99 |
| 3XL | 30.98 | 28.54 |
| 4XL | 31.97 | 31.97 |
| 5XL | 33.98 | 33.98 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- All Heather Sport colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester
Features:
- Pill-resistant air jet yarn
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Double-lined hood
- Pouch pocket; matching drawcord
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Safety Orange is compliant with ANSI - ISEA 107 High Visibility Standards
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26.50 | 20.00 |
| M | 27.48 | 21.97 |
| L | 28.46 | 23.98 |
| XL | 29.49 | 25.98 |
| 2XL | 30.00 | 27.95 |
| 3XL | 30.51 | 30.00 |
| 4XL | 30.98 | 31.97 |
| 5XL | 31.97 | 33.98 |
Ladies Apparel
- 100% Cotton
- Sport Grey is 90/10
- Heathers and Safety colors are 50/50
Features:
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Seamless double needle 5/8" collar
- Side seamed
- Classic fit
- Tear away label
| Size | A | B |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25.00 | 17.99 |
| M | 25.98 | 20.00 |
| L | 26.97 | 21.97 |
| XL | 27.99 | 23.98 |
| 2XL | 28.98 | 25.98 |
- 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton; 30 singles
- Ash is 99% combed ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% cotton/10% polyester
- All other Heather/Blend colors are 52% combed ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
- Shoulder taping; slim fit
- Sideseamed; fitted sleeves
- Longer body length
- Tear-away label
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26.26 | 16 |
| M | 26.75 | 16.75 |
| L | 27.25 | 17.75 |
| XL | 28 | 18.75 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 19.75 |
- 100% cotton preshrunk jersey
- High-density fabric for exceptional print clarity
- 1x1 rib set-in collar with mitered V-neck construction
- Should-to-shoulder taping; sideseamed & slightly contoured for a flattering fit
- Double-needle coverstitching on sleeve and bottom hem
- Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Classic ladies' styling with feminine neckline, sleeves and fit
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25.5 | 17.25 |
| M | 26 | 19.25 |
| L | 27 | 21.25 |
| XL | 28 | 23.25 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 25.25 |
| 3XL | 29 | 27.25 |
- 3.7 oz., 65% polyester, 35% viscose; 30 singles
- Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose;
- Marble colors are 3.5 oz., 91% poly, 9% combed ringspun cotton, 40 singles
- Stripe colors are 70% rayon, 30% polyester
- Racerback with sheering at seam
- Sideseamed
- Merrowed bottom hem; easy, drapey fit
- Tear-away label
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 25.24 | 14.76 |
| S | 25.51 | 15.00 |
| M | 25.98 | 15.98 |
| L | 26.50 | 17.01 |
| XL | 27.01 | 18.27 |
| 2XL | 28.50 | 19.02 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Seamless double-needle collar; double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Taped neck; sideseams with slightly tapered Missy fit
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25.5 | 17.25 |
| M | 26 | 19.25 |
| L | 27 | 21.25 |
| XL | 28 | 23.25 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 25.25 |
| 3XL | 29 | 27.25 |
Kid's & Youth Apparel
| Size | A (inch ) | B (inch ) | C (inch ) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Youth XS | 19.21 | 12.99 | 5.00 |
| Youth S | 22.48 | 15.00 | 5.98 |
| Youth M | 23.98 | 15.98 | 6.22 |
| Youth L | 26.97 | 17.48 | 6.97 |
| XL | 27.99 | 18.98 | 7.24 |
- 50% polyester, 25% combed and ring spun cotton, 25% rayon
- 40 singles
- 5.7 oz./lin. yd.
- Side-seamed
- Tear-away label
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20.98 | 14.49 |
| M | 21.97 | 15.47 |
| L | 23.46 | 16.50 |
| XL | 24.21 | 16.97 |
- 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99/1; Sport Grey is 90/1;
- Dark Heather, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Ribbed cuffs
- CPSIA tracking label compliant
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| Youth XS | 22 | 17 |
| Youth S | 23.5 | 18 |
| Youth M | 25 | 19 |
| Youth L | 26.5 | 20 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- pill-resistant air jet yarn
- double-needle stitching throughout
- set-in sleeves
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 19.75 | 16 |
| S | 21.25 | 17 |
| M | 22.5 | 18 |
| L | 24 | 19 |
| XL | 25.5 | 20 |
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- pill-resistant air jet yarn
- double-needle stitching throughout
- double-lined hood
- pouch pocket
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
- no drawcord for added safety
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 19.75 | 16 |
| S | 21.22 | 17 |
| M | 22.48 | 18 |
| L | 23.98 | 19 |
| XL | 25.47 | 20 |
Baby Apparel
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| 6 Months | 11.75 | 9 |
| 12 Months | 12.75 | 10 |
| 18 Months | 13.75 | 11 |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| Newborn | 10.75 | 7.5 |
| 6 Months | 11.75 | 9 |
| 12 Months | 12.75 | 10 |
| 18 Months | 13.75 | 11 |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| 6 Months | 12.5 | 10 |
| 12 Months | 13.5 | 11 |
| 18 Months | 14.5 | 12 |
| 24 Months | 15.5 | 13 |
Mugs & Drinkware

Branded Mugs
Custom printed mugs are popular for many occasions, including corporate socials, personal gifts, bridal showers, anniversaries, and more.
Branded Mugs
Custom printed mugs are popular for many occasions, including corporate socials, personal gifts, bridal showers, anniversaries, and more.Care Instructions:
This product is dishwasher and microwave safe; however, we do not recommend washing it in industrial dishwashers. To prolong its use for as long as possible, we recommend hand washing it when possible.
This lightweight Enamel mug is perfect for any event of the day, especially for camping. Whether you're on the go, having your morning coffee, or a warm beverage you can easily use this mug. Order a personalized Enamel mug to sell in your store, or for your next hike
- Enamel 12oz mug
- NOT dishwasher or microwave safe
- White coating with a silver rim

Custom Insulated Tumbler
These double-wall tumblers can be used for both hot and cold drinks. The plastic lid slides closed. They are 8” tall (8.375" with the lid on) and 3” in diameter (9.42" circumference).Custom Tumbler Printing
We decorate each tumbler with high quality dye sublimation printing. This process allows us to print stainless steel tumblers with no MOQ.Care Instructions
While these tumblers can withstand high and low temperatures, they are not microwave safe or dishwasher safe. Please wash them by hand.Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review.









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