You didn’t choose the douche canoe life, the douche canoe life chose you. Hey Cuntmuffin Why don’t you climb in your Douche Canoe shirt, The shirt is getting a lot of heart. Signs You Might Be A Douche Canoe. You’re grumpy literally all the time. Your default reaction to meeting a new person is to be a jerk to them to see if they can handle you. And if you have a crush on somebody they never find out because you roast them on the regular. Your sarcasm game is on point all the time. Which means that people have no idea if you’re ever being serious. You’re brutally honest, emphasis on the “brutal.” You can literally get exhausted by having to fake being nice to people.
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Rough but cute, it is what Hey Cuntmuffin Why do not you climb in your Douche Canoe shirt. Hey Cuntmuffin, Why do not you climb in your Donche Canoe, cry me a river float the Fuck away? Honest people will respect, be harmonious and friendly with everyone. Artifacts are not, and the last thing they want is to be self-reliant, so they will, of course, be good for those who have the right, to help them. I literally park in the farthest spot away in the Wal Mart parking lot. Then Captain Cuntmuffin decides to park his pick-up truck on my bumper. It can not only be me that thinks Eyal is a total Cuntmuffin, he makes me so mad such a pompous moron. Fukn Cuntmuffin fighting couples.