Call me old fashioned but I learned to take care of my man cook for him clean the house wear gloves hid the body and act sad at the funeral you know wifey stuff shirt

This Call me old fashioned but I learned to take care of my man cook for him clean the house wear gloves hid the body and act sad at the funeral you know wifey stuff shirt features dark humor for women who appreciate edgy, traditional-style jokes. It is ideal for Halloween parties or as a witty gift for wives who enjoy provocative slogans with a twist.

Highlights

• Dark humor design perfect for Halloween parties
• Witty slogan appealing to fans of edgy comedy
• Great gift idea for wives who like bold jokes
• Made-to-order print-on-demand product

Find Your Fit

• Unisex sizing with a relaxed fit; women may prefer one size down for a closer fit.
• Check the size chart for exact measurements.

Care

1. Turn inside out.
2. Wash cold.
3. Tumble dry low.
4. Do not iron directly on the print.

Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 6–10 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

FAQ

How long does US delivery take?

US delivery typically takes 6–10 business days including production and shipping, or 4–7 business days if you select Priority shipping.

Is this shirt good for gifting?

Yes, it makes a memorable gift for wives or friends who enjoy dark humor and witty, provocative slogans for special occasions.

Who is this design suited for?

This design suits women who appreciate old-fashioned themes mixed with modern dark humor and edgy, attention-grabbing slogans.

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• International orders may take 2–5 extra days for customs clearance.
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