I Heart Pooping and Then Texting You About It Tee Funny Bathroom Humor Gag Gift for Friends

I heart pooping and then texting you about it tee

This white cotton tee prints the slogan I heart pooping and then texting you about it in mixed bold sans-serif and script lettering. People who enjoy bathroom humor will appreciate the casual tone of this funny bathroom humor shirt. Designed for everyday wear, this white cotton tee pairs easily with jeans, shorts, or loungewear for a relaxed fit.

Who buys this shirt and why

This poop text message tee appeals directly to shoppers looking for ironic self-expression and humorous gifts for friends. Teens and adults who like edgy potty humor wear this ironic graphic t-shirt to group hangouts, casual outings, or lazy weekends at home. It acts as an inside joke for anyone who treats bathroom breaks as prime texting time.

Design and comfort details

• Mixed bold sans-serif and script font print that reads clearly from a distance.
• White crew neck cut designed for classic everyday styling.
• Soft cotton fabric built for breathability and all-day ease.
• Minimalist ironic style making this novelty tee a standout piece in casual wardrobes.

Product specs

• Blank type: Tee
• Color: White
• Material: Cotton
• Print style: Mixed typography
• Fit: Unisex cut (please check the size chart for exact measurements before ordering)

Gag gift occasions coming up

This funny gift for friend selections fits seamlessly into upcoming birthday celebrations throughout the year. When late November 2026 arrives, it transitions into a prime white elephant gift for office parties or holiday gatherings with close friends.

What sizes are available for this tee?

This tee comes in standard unisex sizing ranging from small to extra-large. Please review the size chart on the listing to find your ideal fit before placing your order.

Is the print durable after washing?

Machine wash the shirt cold inside out and tumble dry on low heat to keep the printed lettering crisp. Avoid bleach and never iron directly on the graphic design.

What material is the tee made of?

This garment is made from a breathable white cotton fabric. Check the fabric details section for specific cotton blends depending on the size selected.

Can I gift this tee for birthdays or holidays?

Yes, this shirt makes a reliable birthday gag gift or white elephant present for friends who share every detail of their day by text message.

Is this tee unisex?

The cut features a standard unisex crew neck fit suitable for all genders. We suggest sizing up if you prefer a looser, oversized drape.

Available styles (select at checkout)

• Classic Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan 5000): 5.3 oz/yd² mid-weight 100% preshrunk cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester). Features a classic regular fit with a seamless rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
• Vintage Garment-Dyed Tee (Comfort Colors 1717): 6.1 oz/yd² heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric with a relaxed boxy fit and double-needle stitching.
• Crewneck Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000): 8.0 oz/yd² 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend. Features a soft brushed fleece interior and 1×1 athletic rib-knit collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex.
• Pullover Fleece Hoodie (Gildan 18500): 8.0 oz/yd² 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend fleece. Features a double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, and double-needle stitching.

Material & print

Each style is finished with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing for vibrant, durable colors and crisp details.

• Classic Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan 5000): 5.3 oz/yd², 100% preshrunk cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester). Features a classic regular fit, seamless rib collar, and taped neck and shoulders.
• Vintage Garment-Dyed Tee (Comfort Colors 1717): 6.1 oz/yd², 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric with a relaxed boxy fit and double-needle stitching.
• Crewneck Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000): 8.0 oz/yd², 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend. Warm brushed fleece interior with 1×1 athletic rib-knit collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex.
• Pullover Fleece Hoodie (Gildan 18500): 8.0 oz/yd², 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece. Features a double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, and durable double-needle stitching.

Fit & sizing

All apparel options are designed in standard unisex sizing:

• Classic Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan 5000): Classic regular fit that runs true to size with preshrunk cotton.
• Vintage Garment-Dyed Tee (Comfort Colors 1717): Relaxed, slightly boxy fit with a soft, lived-in feel and casual drape.
• Crewneck Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000): Classic fit with standard stretch ribbing at the collar, cuffs, and hem.
• Pullover Fleece Hoodie (Gildan 18500): Standard unisex fit; order your normal size for a standard fit, or size up for an oversized, layered look.

For the most accurate fit, compare the measurements of your favorite garment against our detailed size chart before ordering.

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
• Use mild detergent; use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to preserve print quality.
• Cool iron inside out if needed; do not iron directly over the decoration.
• Do not dry clean.

Shipping & returns

Every item is custom-printed to order. Please review our shipping estimates and return guidelines below:

• Processing time: 2–5 business days for printing and quality inspection prior to dispatch.
• Standard US shipping: 3–6 business days once shipped. Tracking information is sent via email as soon as your package is on the way.
• Made-to-order policy: Because each piece is produced specifically for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size selection or buyer’s remorse. Please consult the size chart before placing your order.
• Damaged or defective items: If your order arrives misprinted, damaged, or defective, contact customer support within 30 days of delivery with photos of the issue for a free replacement or refund.

• Standard U.S. shipping applies to most personalized orders.
• International orders may take 2–5 extra days for customs clearance.
• See our Shipping & Delivery and Replacement & Refund policies.