Greetings From Planet Shit Every Time I Die Tee Metalcore Band Graphic Shirt

What is this Every Time I Die inspired shirt?

This Every Time I Die tee displays the “Greetings FROM PLANET SHIT!” slogan alongside a grumpy Earth character in a retro postcard style. It targets fans of dark humor and alternative metal aesthetics who want apparel that reflects their cynical worldview. The design captures the raw energy of the metalcore genre through its edgy, satirical imagery.

Design details and visual style

The graphic features a melting Earth wearing sunglasses and giving the middle finger against a large pink ’76’. This aesthetic blends vintage mascot art with satirical anti-establishment themes. The look mimics a worn-out vintage postcard, creating a distinct retro mascot vibe that stands out from standard band merch. The composition relies on bold lines and a rebellious attitude to convey its message effectively.

Material and fit information

Made from soft white cotton fabric, this shirt offers a comfortable fit suitable for daily wear. The graphic print uses bright green, blue, hot pink, and black ink for high contrast against the white background. The material breathes well, making it appropriate for concerts or casual outings where comfort matters as much as style.

Is this an official Every Time I Die shirt?

No, this is a fan-inspired design featuring the band’s name and associated slogans. It is not licensed merchandise from the record label or band management. The artwork pays homage to the group’s aesthetic without being an official product release.

How should I wash a printed band tee?

Turn the shirt inside out before washing in cold water to protect the ink. Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the integrity of the graphic print and prevent cracking. Proper care ensures the colors remain vibrant and the design stays intact over time.

Who is this sarcastic Earth shirt for?

This tee is ideal for adults who enjoy dark humor, environmental cynicism, or metalcore music. It serves as a conversation starter at concerts or casual outings. The design appeals to those who appreciate satire and edgy fashion statements.

Does the design run true to size?

Yes, the unisex cut generally fits true to standard US sizing. Check the specific size chart provided on the product page for precise chest and length measurements. If you prefer a looser fit, consider sizing up one step.

Available styles (select at checkout)

• Classic Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan 5000): 5.3 oz/yd² mid-weight 100% preshrunk cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester). Features a classic regular fit with a seamless rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
• Vintage Garment-Dyed Tee (Comfort Colors 1717): 6.1 oz/yd² heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric with a relaxed boxy fit and double-needle stitching.
• Crewneck Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000): 8.0 oz/yd² 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend. Features a soft brushed fleece interior and 1×1 athletic rib-knit collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex.
• Pullover Fleece Hoodie (Gildan 18500): 8.0 oz/yd² 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend fleece. Features a double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, and double-needle stitching.

Material & print

Each style is finished with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing for vibrant, durable colors and crisp details.

• Classic Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan 5000): 5.3 oz/yd², 100% preshrunk cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester). Features a classic regular fit, seamless rib collar, and taped neck and shoulders.
• Vintage Garment-Dyed Tee (Comfort Colors 1717): 6.1 oz/yd², 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric with a relaxed boxy fit and double-needle stitching.
• Crewneck Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000): 8.0 oz/yd², 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend. Warm brushed fleece interior with 1×1 athletic rib-knit collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex.
• Pullover Fleece Hoodie (Gildan 18500): 8.0 oz/yd², 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece. Features a double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, and durable double-needle stitching.

Fit & sizing

All apparel options are designed in standard unisex sizing:

• Classic Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan 5000): Classic regular fit that runs true to size with preshrunk cotton.
• Vintage Garment-Dyed Tee (Comfort Colors 1717): Relaxed, slightly boxy fit with a soft, lived-in feel and casual drape.
• Crewneck Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000): Classic fit with standard stretch ribbing at the collar, cuffs, and hem.
• Pullover Fleece Hoodie (Gildan 18500): Standard unisex fit; order your normal size for a standard fit, or size up for an oversized, layered look.

For the most accurate fit, compare the measurements of your favorite garment against our detailed size chart before ordering.

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
• Use mild detergent; use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to preserve print quality.
• Cool iron inside out if needed; do not iron directly over the decoration.
• Do not dry clean.

Shipping & returns

Every item is custom-printed to order. Please review our shipping estimates and return guidelines below:

• Processing time: 2–5 business days for printing and quality inspection prior to dispatch.
• Standard US shipping: 3–6 business days once shipped. Tracking information is sent via email as soon as your package is on the way.
• Made-to-order policy: Because each piece is produced specifically for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size selection or buyer’s remorse. Please consult the size chart before placing your order.
• Damaged or defective items: If your order arrives misprinted, damaged, or defective, contact customer support within 30 days of delivery with photos of the issue for a free replacement or refund.

• Standard U.S. shipping applies to most personalized orders.
• International orders may take 2–5 extra days for customs clearance.
• See our Shipping & Delivery and Replacement & Refund policies.