This Is How The Mustache First Started Funny Beard Growth Humor Graphic Tee Gift For Men

The funniest way to start a beard

This funny mustache tee is the quickest way to land a dad joke without saying a word. The design captures classic beard growth humor with a sketch of a man peeking over an exaggerated mustache sprouting from the ground, literally showing “THIS IS HOW THE MUSTACHE FIRST STARTED.” It turns a simple facial hair pun into wearable comedy that gets laughs at barbecues and barbershops alike.

Vintage comic style design

This illustrative tee uses a black ink print on a soft cotton blank to create a retro aesthetic. The vintage comic style appeals to fans of old-school cartoons and puns who appreciate clean, high-contrast graphics. The artwork stands out clearly against the white fabric, making the humorous message easy to read from across the room.

Comfortable fit for daily wear

This shirt is made from breathable white cotton fabric designed for everyday comfort. The standard unisex fit suits most body types, allowing you to wear it casually or as part of a themed outfit. The material feels light on the skin, so you can enjoy the novelty apparel all day without irritation.

Who is this funny mustache tee for?

This gift for him is ideal for men with beards or mustaches, barbers, and anyone who enjoys dad jokes. Facial hair fans will appreciate the specific humor, while barber gift seekers will find it a thoughtful nod to their profession. It works well as a lighthearted present for friends or family members who love puns.

Is the print durable after washing?

The black ink design is printed directly onto the cotton fabric for a durable print that resists cracking. To maintain quality, wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low. Following these care instructions helps keep the graphic sharp and vibrant through many wears.

What sizes are available?

This tee comes in standard adult sizes ranging from Small to XXL. Check the size chart for specific measurements before ordering to ensure the best fit. The sizing accommodates various body types, making it accessible for most men looking for a comfortable novelty shirt.

Can I return this item if it doesn’t fit?

Returns are accepted within the store’s policy window for unworn items. Please review the shipping and returns page for detailed steps on how to initiate a return. This ensures you have a clear path to exchange or refund if the fit guarantee isn’t met.

Available styles (select at checkout)

• Classic Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan 5000): 5.3 oz/yd² mid-weight 100% preshrunk cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester). Features a classic regular fit with a seamless rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
• Vintage Garment-Dyed Tee (Comfort Colors 1717): 6.1 oz/yd² heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric with a relaxed boxy fit and double-needle stitching.
• Crewneck Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000): 8.0 oz/yd² 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend. Features a soft brushed fleece interior and 1×1 athletic rib-knit collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex.
• Pullover Fleece Hoodie (Gildan 18500): 8.0 oz/yd² 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend fleece. Features a double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, and double-needle stitching.

Material & print

Each style is finished with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing for vibrant, durable colors and crisp details.

• Classic Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan 5000): 5.3 oz/yd², 100% preshrunk cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester). Features a classic regular fit, seamless rib collar, and taped neck and shoulders.
• Vintage Garment-Dyed Tee (Comfort Colors 1717): 6.1 oz/yd², 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric with a relaxed boxy fit and double-needle stitching.
• Crewneck Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000): 8.0 oz/yd², 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend. Warm brushed fleece interior with 1×1 athletic rib-knit collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex.
• Pullover Fleece Hoodie (Gildan 18500): 8.0 oz/yd², 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece. Features a double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, and durable double-needle stitching.

Fit & sizing

All apparel options are designed in standard unisex sizing:

• Classic Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan 5000): Classic regular fit that runs true to size with preshrunk cotton.
• Vintage Garment-Dyed Tee (Comfort Colors 1717): Relaxed, slightly boxy fit with a soft, lived-in feel and casual drape.
• Crewneck Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000): Classic fit with standard stretch ribbing at the collar, cuffs, and hem.
• Pullover Fleece Hoodie (Gildan 18500): Standard unisex fit; order your normal size for a standard fit, or size up for an oversized, layered look.

For the most accurate fit, compare the measurements of your favorite garment against our detailed size chart before ordering.

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
• Use mild detergent; use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to preserve print quality.
• Cool iron inside out if needed; do not iron directly over the decoration.
• Do not dry clean.

Shipping & returns

Every item is custom-printed to order. Please review our shipping estimates and return guidelines below:

• Processing time: 2–5 business days for printing and quality inspection prior to dispatch.
• Standard US shipping: 3–6 business days once shipped. Tracking information is sent via email as soon as your package is on the way.
• Made-to-order policy: Because each piece is produced specifically for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size selection or buyer’s remorse. Please consult the size chart before placing your order.
• Damaged or defective items: If your order arrives misprinted, damaged, or defective, contact customer support within 30 days of delivery with photos of the issue for a free replacement or refund.

• Standard U.S. shipping applies to most personalized orders.
• International orders may take 2–5 extra days for customs clearance.
• See our Shipping & Delivery and Replacement & Refund policies.