Selling D*ck $20 An Inch Buy All 3 For $50 Funny Adult Novelty Tee Gag Gift for Men

The viral meme tee that gets attention

This black tee is a bold adult novelty piece featuring the provocative “Selling D*ck $20 An Inch” slogan in crisp white typography. It captures the essence of viral meme culture, designed specifically for adults who appreciate edgy, risqué humor and want to stand out at social gatherings. The minimalist design ensures the joke lands instantly without visual clutter, making it a standout choice for anyone looking to wear their sense of humor on their sleeve.

Perfect for stag parties and bar pranks

This shirt serves as an ideal gag gift for best friends or groomsmen attending a stag do. Its humorous nature makes it a top pick for bar prank apparel, guaranteed to start conversations and laughs among friends. Whether you are planning a bachelor party or just need a funny adult shirt for a night out, this novelty joke tee fits the occasion perfectly.

Product details and fit

Made from soft cotton fabric, this tee offers comfort alongside its comedic appeal. The durable screen-printed ink ensures the graphic remains sharp after washing. Available in standard unisex sizing, it provides a comfortable fit for most body types, allowing you to focus on the fun rather than the feel.

Is this shirt suitable for a stag do?

Yes, this tee is a popular choice for bachelor parties and adult social events due to its humorous and provocative nature. It aligns well with the lighthearted, often risqué atmosphere typical of stag dos, making it a fitting addition to any group’s wardrobe for the weekend.

What does the ‘Buy all 3 for $50’ joke mean?

The text is part of the viral meme phrase referencing an exaggerated sales pitch, intended purely for comedic effect. It plays on absurd pricing structures to create a laugh, rather than representing an actual transaction or offer. This specific wording contributes to the shirt’s status as a recognizable internet joke.

Is the print durable after washing?

The white screen-printed ink is designed to withstand regular washing when care instructions are followed. To maintain the quality of the graphic, we recommend washing the shirt inside out in cold water and avoiding high heat in the dryer. Proper care helps preserve the bold contrast of the design against the black fabric.

Is this an adult novelty shirt?

Yes, the explicit language and risqué theme make this strictly appropriate for adult audiences only. It is not suitable for children or conservative environments. Buyers should ensure the recipient appreciates dirty humor before purchasing this item as a gift.

Available styles (select at checkout)

• Classic Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan 5000): 5.3 oz/yd² mid-weight 100% preshrunk cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester). Features a classic regular fit with a seamless rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
• Vintage Garment-Dyed Tee (Comfort Colors 1717): 6.1 oz/yd² heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric with a relaxed boxy fit and double-needle stitching.
• Crewneck Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000): 8.0 oz/yd² 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend. Features a soft brushed fleece interior and 1×1 athletic rib-knit collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex.
• Pullover Fleece Hoodie (Gildan 18500): 8.0 oz/yd² 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend fleece. Features a double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, and double-needle stitching.

Material & print

Each style is finished with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing for vibrant, durable colors and crisp details.

• Classic Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan 5000): 5.3 oz/yd², 100% preshrunk cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester). Features a classic regular fit, seamless rib collar, and taped neck and shoulders.
• Vintage Garment-Dyed Tee (Comfort Colors 1717): 6.1 oz/yd², 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric with a relaxed boxy fit and double-needle stitching.
• Crewneck Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000): 8.0 oz/yd², 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend. Warm brushed fleece interior with 1×1 athletic rib-knit collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex.
• Pullover Fleece Hoodie (Gildan 18500): 8.0 oz/yd², 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece. Features a double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, and durable double-needle stitching.

Fit & sizing

All apparel options are designed in standard unisex sizing:

• Classic Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan 5000): Classic regular fit that runs true to size with preshrunk cotton.
• Vintage Garment-Dyed Tee (Comfort Colors 1717): Relaxed, slightly boxy fit with a soft, lived-in feel and casual drape.
• Crewneck Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000): Classic fit with standard stretch ribbing at the collar, cuffs, and hem.
• Pullover Fleece Hoodie (Gildan 18500): Standard unisex fit; order your normal size for a standard fit, or size up for an oversized, layered look.

For the most accurate fit, compare the measurements of your favorite garment against our detailed size chart before ordering.

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
• Use mild detergent; use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to preserve print quality.
• Cool iron inside out if needed; do not iron directly over the decoration.
• Do not dry clean.

Shipping & returns

Every item is custom-printed to order. Please review our shipping estimates and return guidelines below:

• Processing time: 2–5 business days for printing and quality inspection prior to dispatch.
• Standard US shipping: 3–6 business days once shipped. Tracking information is sent via email as soon as your package is on the way.
• Made-to-order policy: Because each piece is produced specifically for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size selection or buyer’s remorse. Please consult the size chart before placing your order.
• Damaged or defective items: If your order arrives misprinted, damaged, or defective, contact customer support within 30 days of delivery with photos of the issue for a free replacement or refund.

• Standard U.S. shipping applies to most personalized orders.
• International orders may take 2–5 extra days for customs clearance.
• See our Shipping & Delivery and Replacement & Refund policies.